If anyone is in Alabama be sure to stop by the Birmingham Boat show, I’ll be here all day today and tomorrow hanging in the MasterCraft booth and talking about various subjects like the NEW 5′ unicycle I am getting and how I am bartering unicycle lessons with new CWB rail ripper Clay Fletcher….I am teaching him to ride the Goliath single wheeled machine and he is going to UP my skills on the rail…god knows I need it!!!  Come on by and say hi if you’re here!

I’m stuck in Raleigh awaiting my flight to Atlanta and then to Birmingham. Yes I am going to Alabama and I am going to get some BBQ from Dream Land and maybe go to Flip Burger. I have to complain as it is freaking cold here and this cold weather will not leave it’s going to be back in the 60s next week when I get home and I want to ride. uggggghhh. ok thanks I am a head core blogger.

Zane

The crew was in full effect today in the sweltering heat at the Orlando Convention center. Team Mgr Bates and VP of Mktg Quam were making booth building manic with tons of great assistance. Rail jam will be right next door and it looks rad and we are bookended with the skate street park on the other end it should be an awesome weekend once it gets going. If your in Orlando find a way in or make it to the after parties if you can.

Simply put I love a double double animal style from IN N OUT. There is little debate of it’s superiority. Five Guys does have the best grilled cheese though.

I need to leave Reno because all the dazzling lights suck me back in and it’s not good for ne as I SUCK at gambling.

Are you cold on the boat? Do you wonder….how can I keep warm? There are several ways to do so; heaters, move to Florida, only boat in June-July, but if you want the most functional and cost effective way to stay warm you have to turn to the most popular infomercial aside from the Slap Chop and the ShamWOW, you have to look at the SNUGGIE!!

My girlfriend’s grand mother handed off this “statue of liberty” colored gem and it’s a huge hit on the boat and the couch. Notice the freedom to use my hands, I can play with the iPod, drive the boat, get the boards off the rack, and signal the riders a solid thumbs up for their sick moves!!

Simply put as you northern stationed riders get ready to get on the water you must consider the SNUGGIE….imagine your hands free for that all important High 5 after the first set back from winter, the ability to signal a double up to the rider, and so much more, the options are endless…..get yours today and start posting your SNUGGIE on the boat pics…..it’s time to share this gem with everyone!

So I was in my office and my neighbor called…frantic…she asked me to run down to her house to see if the boat house was on fire….so I jumped in the rep mobile and jammed down the street….only to find that indeed the boat had caught fire, but it had broken the lift and floated out in the lake!!

So like any neighbor would do i jammed back tot he house to grab the Jet Ski and see what I could do to help the situation out.  After consulting the bifougled firemen on shore they said go for it and I prceeded to put on a how to spray things demo with my Yamaha sit down.  A side back story Bates and I used to get in trouble at Cypress Gardens for spraying audiences with the Sea Doos etc, so much that we’d blast them knocking off their glasses hats, wigs etc….we were good and we could pin point on one person in the audience, so a 20ft boat with 6-8′ flames licking off the top was no challenge, or so I thought.  You see something else I learned is that fiberglass and the components of a boat are largely petroleum based….so it took almost sinking the damn boat to put it out, not to mention the fact that the neighbor said he’d heard some explosions, and I was smelling gas…so I was a little concerned, but courage prevailed….I put that damn thing out and then proceeded to tow it back to their house…..hindsight I wish I had done some ollies over the flames, that would have been rad….any way shortly after all the drama was done Jeff House and Derek Grasman showed up to see what was up….the whole town heard of the experience and I thought you all should too…..pics below, moral of the story…well there isn’t one, I just had fun playing in the water with fire, unfortunatley at my neighbors’ expense, but it got the heart rate up on a somewhat laid back Friday afternoon.

Wow it’s finally over. The Miami boat show and the unveiling of the new Mastercraft 300. It was a long weekend but it’s over and now me and the Derek are burning the midnight oil trying to get back to our homes by 4 a.m.. We helped break down the booth then delivered some boats and now were on the road. Using the wireless hub to access the world wide web. Nothing is better than modern technology. Helps the time go by a lot better.

What’s up out there in blog land?

I’ve been traveling the boat show circuit this season and getting some much needed Frequent Flyer points and Hotel points, almost to a Million Miler on Delta…hell yeah…any way I was in Houston which was awesome great times met some riders out there, pretty cool place…..then I hit ATL and met up with a ton of the Ambush riders from the local scene, ATL is tight everyone up there shreds even though it was super cold everyone was stoked to see new gear etc!!  The following week I hit up the Raleigh show and it was great fun times in Downtown RDU….awesome bars etc and the Overton’s crew was showing off all the new gear, another good trip.  Next up I went to BHAM…fun to see Rob Quorum who we rode/shot/hung with in FL for the past years, Rob’s a great dude that has totally helped the BHAM wake scene grow, as well as Dustin who puts on some great comps in the summer months, I’ll be back up there on Feb 19th for the Rambo BHam open house too!!! 

Right now I am in WPB kicking it getting ready for the Miami show which will have some rail jamming going on I might try to hit that up….back to Orlando this weekend and then several more stops on the Zane Boat Show Tour…..sort of fun but sometimes monotonus….

Rode with Derek, Jeff, and Nick Jones a few days ago, FL is getting SO COLD….it was 28 at my house last night….any way were full suiting it and maintaining the skills right now….Hutton came over and shot some….that kids’ got some serious drive and skills.

So that’s my life in a nut shell….oh yeah I got a beer machine and a karaoke machine for christmas…..pretty rad combo….Went to watch UF dominate at the Natl Championship, great seats great tail gate, and I learned to poach eggs better…..man life is good….keep riding and go big you all!!

Zane

Ummm I forgot to blog and I’m in this marketing meeting and the Veep of CWB said yo man you been blogging….so here I am…naww just been busy for me traveling a ton, injured my bicep 7/1 at the CWB shoot, I always get hurt at CWB shoots, nonetheless I rode Reno PWT and hurt it more so I am just now getting back on the h2o….it’s been raining back home so we can get the boat out and move to deeper water so this week Jimmy and I will be shreding it up getting ready for Nationals this next week. 

Here’s the real deal….my iPhone is now starting to be an issue…I have the 2.0 software on it now and the team MGR Steve Bates just introduced me to several distrubing things….my favorites now are the iBeer, using the Phone Saber during meetings etc, Air Hockey, and the most intriguing is Cube Runner….so there it is go get it, this is the best iTunes$$ you’ll ever spend….

 Checking out the new 09 gear and you all are going to be blown away….this year’s gear looks sick!!

 More to come….Zane

So this past week I went to JC Sports in Clemson, SC and took a bunch of peeps out riding it was fun, the best was this little guy Max he’s like 7-8 maybe anyway I let him drive the boat and he rode, we had a great crew rolling out on the waters of Lake Keowee!  Then Sat-Sun I went to Lake Murray with Gunnell’s Marine and this group called the Rought Riders…(www.lakemurrayroughriders) and we did a huge demo/clinic/bro fest of riding all weekend, got to hang out with Shaun Murray and Austin Hair a bit, that was fun even did a doubles run with Murray barefooting!!  We took a ton of people, some had never rode which is what I like cause they get so excited to get up…hey I even coached some wakeskating and Wilds (the kid skater) landed a toeside wake to wake 180 and a heelside back side 3 wake to wake….big too! 

 Last night Jimmy Trask, Will Christien, Jeff House and Bryan Hutton and I all pitched in to help out with a Boys & Girls Club fund raiser….we all were essentially “celebrity” bartenders….not good for the profits to put me behind the bar, but we had a great time doing it and the event raised over $40K for the kids in 3 hours!!  Nice to see the fellow riders come out to help the community huh!

 That’s it for now more to come heading to Knoxville Friday!!

The Cobra is a deadly snake that sits in a basket awaiting it’s prey…it then dazzles the prey with its stare and swaying back and forth…..sometimes they strike sometimes they don’t….where as a King Snake is a version of the Cobra thatmoves around kick, one of the fastest ones out there and quite smooth at that…..

 King Cobra ZS

Oh Brotha Where Aret Though…by Soggy Bottm Boyz…..

 Thats the song Multiple World Champ signs in the shower the morning of the PWT……impressive though he did finish a shower in 2 minutes…must not have much to wash…

Zane

Andrew is feverishly trying to catch up on his bloggin and he is starting to make up stuff now…any way I wanted to comment on Corey Bradley’s choice of books…I hope They Serve Beer in Hell….great book officially a must read for newly single guys like me…all out there should read this with the disclaimer that is is disturbing though. 

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SOrry AA got pissed about my first sentence and tried to take my computer…real mature blogless wonder boy.

 As I was saying heats are up for tomorrow, Jimmy & Derek are battling and I have Sharpe, Fields, Palma…Andrew has Marcelo, Murray, Sean O……hoping the 25 mph winds have stopped…..

 Quote of the night…..Jimmy Trask “I’m confused”  that goes with out saying!

 

ZS

Did you ever notice that Andrew shaves his back???