We are at the ProTour in Minnesota. Getting reday for Dinner. Zane is getting showered up for the evening. He actually sings songs from the Wizard of Ozz while he showers….WEIRD
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Zane sings in the shower
Friday, June 6th, 2008Andrew is a Traitor
Friday, June 6th, 2008Today Andrew was a turd….he really let Jimmy Trask and I down….he went to see Zohan with out us….and left us to set up the CWB tent…all the while under the guise that he was coming back to the hotel to BLOG…he is the weakest link on our team BLOG wise…..any way I thought all you in BLOG land ought to know…..have a great weekend, we are in Minneapolis and it’s windy will try to get some pics from the #3 PWT tomorrow!!!!
ZS
TX PWT
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008So the TX PWT was last weekend and I certainly cannot remember the results, but let’s say ummmm Andrew got 2nd…I think he should have beaten the Frog, and Hutton tied for 5th…new roomy kicking ass!!! Umm Derek and I made it to live another day on the PWT as well as fellow roomy Jimmy Trask….yeah I have 2 dudes living with me and it’s a total bro fest here with FUEL kicking all day long these guys really have it tough. Anyway…Gabe Lucas showed up and I haven’t seen him since the poster debacle where he couldn’t even ride a bike under water, Jimmy Wolf was there killing the rails looking forward to shooting at his house in AZ end of June….and the ATL crew AKA Lee Bros were on hand, Brett looks like 1000 bees stung him cause he’s all swelled up not even sure how he can bring his hands together to grab the handle, he makes the Macho Man Randy Savage look like a pansy…..serious….any way all in all it was a fun weekend, met up with CWB traveling coach Dave Briscoe for livations at the TX Stock Yards in Fort Worth…if you’ve not been there make sure to go…think about this, 40+ top wakeboarders hanging in saloons where the ride mech bulls, line dance, and generally take not shit from anyone…then we show up and what a nice clash of personalities!!! Go it’s fun!Â
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DG is BACK!!! & Random Thoughts from me.
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008That’s right it’s true DG is back anbd killing it..yesterday I watched him rip down some 7s whirly 5s BS 5s roll to blind he is coming back strong…the shot about was professionally taken by me today while driving the slammed X Star that’s him on a whirly 5….any way I am happy my good friend is getting his stees back. Today Robbie Carter knocked down a nice grabbed crow 5 too then I watched him stomp a few 7s and 9s….. Will is here in the USA as well finally got her green card sorted so she;s been over helping me ride some. We’ve all been shredding our faces off at the house, JD has been over the past few days…speaking of did anyone her about the Redbull B-Day party they threw him in Orlando….I seriously have to give them and JD credit for the raddest Birthday party ever!!  Couple of hundered friends on top of some sick building in downtown catered and open bar…it was out of control (see pic of CB napping as a result from JD’s event). Any way back to business there’s been some serious hours going down on the X Star the past few days, gotta get those skills dialed for the upcoming PWT in ATL next week! Speaking of ATL I was up there this past week and the crew from Ambush/BuyWake seriously knows how to have a good time in ATL!! Any way next up I am off to the Royer Rumble in CA….should be good will try to get some more pics….ZS
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Sliding to Face….
Thursday, March 27th, 2008It’s been a busy weke down here, there are photo shoots happening for MasterCraft and the guys are riding a lot too. Went up to Wakeboard Mag the other day and did some stuff you’ll see in the upcoming issues and then got to bro down with Kevco, who I have know since like 1992-3 we go way back and he showed me some video of Steve Bates (CWB Team Mgr) and I riding back in the day….Dec 94 to be exact..any way he is convinced that this sort of relic belongs on their site, so please be sure to look for it I am talking vintage directional board stuff here…it’s so damn funny!
OK so they fellas, House, Derek, Jimmy Trask and Spencer Norris have been filming a ton at my house….and they put up this fun little rail to session right off the dock here…it’s pretty mellow but fun nonetheless…so of course I was taunted into hitting it and it was fun unitl I switch 270 on and tried to 3 out only to land going out the front at that point sticking my face into the handle and it caught my right eyebrow…now rocking ice packs as I will have a black eye and I’ll be sure to post that too.
Last but certainly not the least I was challenged in Edmonton by the CWB sub rep Jared, to man up and grow a “stache” I think I have actually one upped him with this beauty!
Derek’s Recovery!!
Monday, March 17th, 2008So Derek did pick me up and he is pumped he got to work out 2 times today and is now back doing whirlys, backside 3s and slew of stuff he had to re-learn….if you didn’t know he had broken his leg….pretty bad but I think he’s just complaining cause I did it a long time ago and I don’t remember being such a baby, but nonetheless he is STOKED to be back charging it! We have a St. Patties Day celebration to attend tonight where hopefully I will partake in some green beverages HAPPY St Patricks to ALL!!
Edmonton Canada
Monday, March 17th, 2008Pretty new to blogs so bear with me I really did not do well in creative writing in school so this might suck…if so sorry and for that matter too bad who expects me to be a writer anyway.
OK so I just am in Minneapolis returning from my second venture to Ocean Sports in Edmonton Canada, to hang, sell and freeze with my bro Jeff Heer (Canadian CWB Rep and one of the best riders ever to grace water). Last time I went up there for the boat show it was insane and they proved to make it insane once again, it was -18 C Sunday morning…and get this people were scrambling to get new boards, surfers and boats…really weird to me that they’d even care about it right now but Canada is stoked on riding….it’s amazing!! I really want to thanks Ryan & Megan for having me up, even though it was the coldest I have ever been in my life it was fun! Andrew was there for MasterCraft so it was good to see him, but if you read this blog you’d know we just did some insane filming for the new poster, the team is TIGHT this year!! I had everyone at my house for a few days and they pulled everything out of the shed and had a blast, just wait and see you’ll laugh your a$$ off!!
Any way I will blog again got to catch my flight to Tampa as it’s snowing here and I am cold…hopefully Derek picks me up!
