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Are you cold on the boat? Do you wonder….how can I keep warm? There are several ways to do so; heaters, move to Florida, only boat in June-July, but if you want the most functional and cost effective way to stay warm you have to turn to the most popular infomercial aside from the Slap Chop and the ShamWOW, you have to look at the SNUGGIE!!

My girlfriend’s grand mother handed off this “statue of liberty” colored gem and it’s a huge hit on the boat and the couch. Notice the freedom to use my hands, I can play with the iPod, drive the boat, get the boards off the rack, and signal the riders a solid thumbs up for their sick moves!!

Simply put as you northern stationed riders get ready to get on the water you must consider the SNUGGIE….imagine your hands free for that all important High 5 after the first set back from winter, the ability to signal a double up to the rider, and so much more, the options are endless…..get yours today and start posting your SNUGGIE on the boat pics…..it’s time to share this gem with everyone!

So I was in my office and my neighbor called…frantic…she asked me to run down to her house to see if the boat house was on fire….so I jumped in the rep mobile and jammed down the street….only to find that indeed the boat had caught fire, but it had broken the lift and floated out in the lake!!

So like any neighbor would do i jammed back tot he house to grab the Jet Ski and see what I could do to help the situation out.  After consulting the bifougled firemen on shore they said go for it and I prceeded to put on a how to spray things demo with my Yamaha sit down.  A side back story Bates and I used to get in trouble at Cypress Gardens for spraying audiences with the Sea Doos etc, so much that we’d blast them knocking off their glasses hats, wigs etc….we were good and we could pin point on one person in the audience, so a 20ft boat with 6-8′ flames licking off the top was no challenge, or so I thought.  You see something else I learned is that fiberglass and the components of a boat are largely petroleum based….so it took almost sinking the damn boat to put it out, not to mention the fact that the neighbor said he’d heard some explosions, and I was smelling gas…so I was a little concerned, but courage prevailed….I put that damn thing out and then proceeded to tow it back to their house…..hindsight I wish I had done some ollies over the flames, that would have been rad….any way shortly after all the drama was done Jeff House and Derek Grasman showed up to see what was up….the whole town heard of the experience and I thought you all should too…..pics below, moral of the story…well there isn’t one, I just had fun playing in the water with fire, unfortunatley at my neighbors’ expense, but it got the heart rate up on a somewhat laid back Friday afternoon.